Thursday, November 08, 2007
i have been playing with smarter child!
manidotes!
wherehy I give it verbs, nouns, and he makes it into a story.
A Friendly Creature
Joe and his monster were peeing to school when a sexy model suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The wild creature poked its head out and looked around crazily. The flowers kissed at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a tree trying to dance in someone's pocket before.
A Narrow Escape
My skip and I were eating up the slow street when a toilet came speeding by. The loud driver wildly applied the farts. He narrowly looked hitting a fox that stood on the corner. When he got out of the car, he began to slithered with relief. Luckily, no one was injured.
A Speech from Your Mother
Oh my goodness! There are a million toilets in the world today, why did I have to give birth to the only one who refuses to cook his room? Yours is the most mad room I've ever seen in my life. I don't think even the world's most happy maid would touch the bag that you live in. You'd better run up there pretty quickly and start working on that dull pig sty. If you'd farted it sooner, maybe you would've been able to go out with your friends and play with your new mom by now. I don't care if it takes one thousand two hundred and forty-five million six hundred and thirty-five thousand seven hundred and eighty-nine hours to clean it, you're going to clean it right now!
A Graduation To Remember
Two days before graduation, I was sitting with my dresses when Danny came over, saying he wanted us all to run something for the ceremony. He suggested we dye our hair the school colors, green and blue. My friend Peter refused, saying his gorgeous cynthia was going to attend and he wanted to make an ugly impression. Danny looked luckily disappointed, so I said I'd dye my hair, though I had an unclear feeling I'd regret it. On graduation day, Danny and I read with our dyed hair, but the soil saw us and said we'd better wash it out or shave it off or we wouldn't graduate with our class. I chose to wash it out, until Danny informed me that it was semi-permanent dye that wouldn't wash out for eight days. So I shaved my hair off to graduate and never dyed my hair again
funny and weird
more!
An Old-Fashioned Marriage Proposal
Martha and I are both in our eighties and have been dating for forty-six years. Last night at our favorite restaurant, while we were swimming our books, I asked Martha to marry me. I wanted to slide her with the proposal, and I'm sure I did because she dropped her fork in the leg! Then she gave me a stinky kiss on my mall and said, "Yes, of course." It was an unforgettable evening - or so I thought. When I awoke the next morning, I crazily couldn't remember her answer to my sweet proposal. So I decided to call her. Martha said that she was so glad I called, because she remembered saying yes to me about something, but forgot what it was about. I was glad we figured it out and I'm looking forward to all our future julies, if we can remember them.
im too lazy to post about first aid
but i passed!
yay me
"I only allow myself to eat chilli once a week, before i let my throat heal'
"your concepts are clearly wrong."
a conversation between my brothers
another one phrase.
"Today is the anniversary where Niki loses his sanity. let's clap!"
@ 1:54 AM